Sunday, 22 March 2015

Do You Want Cock?

Many of my Spanish friends will type in English to me when we are talking, this seems to achieve two things, it helps them to improve their English, and provides me with a daily chuckle. I admire the fact that they want to improve their second language, and it is never their fault when I sit with my phone in my hand chuckling like a schoolgirl.

So, my phone went off and there was a message from Mrs C, who on the whole is excellent at speaking in English, and typically causes no major outbursts. However, anyone that sends me "Do you want cock?" is going to get a line of laughing faces back. This typically does offend the Spanish, as they often don't understand why the laughing faces, but come on Do you want Cock was always going to create that answer.

Mrs C then came back with "What? What did I say wrong?" I explained that it was nothing, just my crap foreign humor, however, Mrs C is one to Google and learn, so the next thing that came back was " Cock,,,Rooster...Correct?" yes , yes I replied, and then the screenshot came, faster than lightening she had googled cock!


All I could think was what Google did she use, and OMG what a definition, she clearly at this point understood my laughing faces emoticon. Mrs C was mortified that she had asked if I wanted the male reproductive organ, and I explained it was fine, maybe just a little early for a rough bent up cock! 

The next photo she sent was of the cock.... all was revealed, I agreed to take the cock, and there ended the English lesson for that day!







6 comments:

  1. Your post made me smile!! I am American born, English speaking, but grew up in Miami and ended up completely bilingual. I remember at one point trying to tell someone I was embarrassed, but ended up saying I was pregnant. I was gently corrected, but with the same face you probably were making!! :)

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  4. Lol I had a goid laugh at this one. Your title....very catchy! :) debbie

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